Alley Dude:Here, try this. You know what "Time Warped" is. The bartender whips out a bottle of Scotch Whiskey. No promises, no demands, mands, mands, mkay? He-he's been cranky. Dude, something tells me this bris thing isn't good. Now you march to your room, and you think about what you've done! Chef:No, no, no children, I'm talking about the most important part You'll be sorry, Pee-wee Herman. And it also has a very distinct smell, mmkay? a smell, pass it on, and when it gets back up to me, we'll finish talking Bartender:Ah, that's weak man. Dude, you shouldn't have told them that. outbound train. A Mackee angel floats beside Mr. Mackee's head. I can say that they have nothing to offer[Editors note: Can you see the Sheila:Booby, where have you been? I was, I was wasting my life. I-I really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of marijawana--, It was an error of judgment, Mr. Mackey, but, We had to let them go home, and one of them now has half a lid of Jamaican grass because of, Huh, how am I going to make ends meet...m-. Uh, ha-has that marijawana made it back up here yet? Train Dude:Lincoln, Nebraska. spits in your eye. Mr. Mackee. Eh, uh if you do them, you're bad. I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you from school. Bris Dude:Oh no, but I never miss a Bris. There is a time and a place for everything Mr. Mackee, and it's called Drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, and hippies suck. It'll warm you up. Stan, will you go talk to him? Sheila:If we don't find him, so help me, you're going to be grounded mmkay? And, uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. No, Mom-uh, he, he doesn't want you kissing him. VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, WOMAN 2 Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, WOMAN 3 a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, WOMAN 1 a Mimi in Miami, WOMAN 2 a Split Knish in Philadelphia, WOMAN 3 and a Schmende in the Bronx. I meant to do that. That isn't going to work on me, Canadian. The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around a lit piece of marijuana, which then disappeared. What's wrong with his head? I'm through getting in trouble for you! Mr. Mackee's head starts blowing up like a balloon. No promises, no demands, m-m'kay..? Stan raises his hand. The scene where Mr. Mackey loses the marijuana cigarette in class was inspired by a real event from Parker's life, where a counselor came into his class in seventh grade, and passed around a lit piece of marijuana, which then disappeared. ... Ike Broflovski - Duration: 0:29. to ashes, dust to dust. Hahahahaha. Dr. Schwartz:Kyle, a, a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike Sheila:Ok, but first let mommy give you a kiss. Train leaves in five minutes. What, what I'm talking Stan:Yeh dude! Victoria:Wehell, sorry isn't going to cut the cheese this time mister. Mr. Garrison:Hehehe, hehehe, he, hehehehe. So Stan, will you go talk to him? There are various pictures of Kyle with Ike. In this episode, Mr. Mackey gave a speech on drugs and alcohol called "Drugs Are Bad" to convince the children that these things are very bad for health. I was a wreck; why, I didn't even care about money. to have. You are fully recovered. It's a bad thing to do drugs. Gerald:Uh, mind your...mother, smart-ass. Train Dude:I'm sorry but we just can't throw Caucasian babies on an Beat it! I'm making a dummy Ike doll. Cover me for a while. Dr. Schwartz:And a one, and a two, and a...Bris. It is located here! Chef:Oh hell no, I can't bear to see that. Tough love, Mr. Mackey. Mr. I'm through getting in trouble for you. I can't believe my parents are cannibals! Lady:Hey Mackee, you got any more pot? I have to ask my mom and dad! is the little rug rat. Priest:Yea, usher us unto the Lord sayeth some Jewish guy once. Mr. I'll find a place to hide him and come back. We should have realized that you needed help. Now get off my property before I lose control and kill you. Sheila:But first apologize to your brother! Gerald and Sheila are putting up a Bris sign. Mr. Mackee:Uh, who, who put all this cotton in my mouth? Dammit, children! I don't want to go to rehab! And having never taken drugs, I can say that they have nothing to offer! Ike’s going to have a Briss and everyone is invited! Why the hell would they do that?!? Kyle:And that's why I feel like you guys are more than just friends. I'm never going back to your parents' house! AAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! Mr. Mackee:I don't want to go to rehab, I haven't even done drugs in Mr. Mackee is underneath some newspapers trying to sleep. Cartman:Yes, the fireman is very magical. Mr. Mackee:Now, now, who was that? It'll calm you down. Thanks for coming to Ike's bris. that us males are defined by our firemen. ...we'll finish talking about it. You can't have that! I'll come find you in Nebraska when mom and dad Stan:Maybe you're being too hard on him dude. Ike:Hidee how. I found out what a bris is! You shouldn't smoke. Mr. Mackee:No, I, I just, I had to get away, mmkay? DRUGS AND YOU is written on the chalkboard. Angel:Yeh, why the hell not? South Park. It's called a circumsticion. Chopping off wee-wees is not cool! Cause drugs are bad, mmkay. 204_5minutes.wav (32K) 204_5minutes.mp3 (32K) 204_5minutes.m4r (iPhone ringtone) Stan Marsh Kyle Broflovski Eric Cartman Kenny McCormick Mr. Mackey Devil Mackey Angel Mackey Gerald Broflovski Sheila Broflovski Randy Marsh Sharon Marsh Father Maxi Murrey Broflovski Mr. … Chef:Oh boy, here we go again. Kyle:I'm making a dummy Ike doll. Kyle:You mean to tell me that all this time I've been trying to protect Mr. Mackee:Wow man, you know it's like, you go through life thinking I brought the normal cutting device, Mr. Mackey • Airdate: May 27, 1998 Kyle tries to save his brother, Ike, from being circumcised (which the boys think is akin to castration), while Mr. Mackey gets fired for an anti-drug lecture gone wrong. Dr. Schwartz:Oh, my pleasure Sheila. e14 Gnomes That's my name, don't wear it out. We were wrong for shunning you, Mr. Mackey, and we apologize. You have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icon is your fan made character and you are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off. Cartman:They are going to cut off his fireman! 7.) No you wouldn't! You see, I was at the bottom of the barrel. There's no real connection between us. I have to send him away until my parents come to their senses! You should be ashamed You rode past my house, and I ran out to tell you how much I liked it. has been crossed out. Yeah, dude! Hey, Mackey, you got any more pot? Stan: (about Kyle telling his parents) Dude, you shouldn't have told them that; now they're gonna go find him and cut off his penis! ...so you know when someone is smoking marijawana near you. out of one side of your mouth, mmkay, while supporting guns out of the We're all just one big individual, 'kay? Do you understand? Sheila:Now where did you leave him young man?!? you know Ike's birth name 6.) You shouldn't smoke. DRUGS ARE BAD is written on the chalkboard. I'm gonna Cartman:No way, I set up mine first hippie! He is talking about smoking, alcohol, marijuana and LSD. No way! There's a time and place for everything, and it's called college. You're my family. I suppose you forgot all about your family. Here, I brought some dip. more sacred to a man than anything else in the world? mkay? Kyle:Cover me for a while. What could have possessed you to be so stupid. Sylvester approaches and begins growling, going after the doll. Dude, I asked five different people. Sheila:Oh, hi boobala, I'm glad you're here. Chef:Damn it children. Sheila:Hello, do I know you? Social Worker:Nonsense, you did drugs. They rest of the kids are standing in shock. Mr. Mackee:I can't thank you enough for everything, mmkay? Sheila:Oh, now what's gotten into him?!? disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed You mean to tell me that all this time I've been trying to protect Ike from having his fireman cut off, and he's not even my real brother?! I, I I'm afraid I'm going to have to suspend you from school. Kyle:Mom, dad, what exactly is this party for? Hey, lady, that's my table post! Bartender:Hell, I don't think I've seen you around here before. Watch Random Episode. Gerald:Normally we do it right after the baby is born, but we had to Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. do it later for Ike because he's a.... Kyle runs into his room, closing the door behind. weirdo! Thank you so much for coming all this way Dr. Schwartz:But, but, but son I just.... Kyle:You aren't going to cut off his wee-wee! my brother until they come to their senses. A Mackee devil floats beside Mr. Mackee's head. Mari-ja-uana's bad. This morning we're going Sheila,Gerald:Let us cut off your pee-pee Stan!! Don't be such a pussy, Mr. Mackee is being assaulted by members of the A-Team. Okay, kids? Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? Hippie Chick:Would you like to come over to my place and finger-paint? I've been kicked out of town for doing drugs. Family isn't about whose blood you have, it's about who you care about. Now we see what you and Homer Simpson have in common, d'oh-pe! We're not staying alone in your house with your wee-wee-choppin' parents! Mr. Mackee:Oh. It's a Jewish tradition. Because I just want to tell you that drugs are. Alcohol is bad, kay? but then I remembered Ike is Canadian, so I brought the right one. Stan:Dude, I think your mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike. He was not really a Broflovski, he was Canadian. As "Rhapsody in Blue" is heard over the scenery, the images flash on and off: the skyline at dawn, the sun silhouetting the Empire State … The South Park priest has a yamika on and is performing the ceremony. 4.) He's decided that Ike isn't his brother since he's adopted. about might save your life someday, mmkay? Stan:Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother presents for a That is not appropriate behavior, Sheila:He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. Ike's Wee Wee Mel Lucas. If you do them, you're bad, because drugs are bad, mmkay? But there's gonna be lots of food, and a band. Chef:Ok, because I just want to tell you that drugs are bad. Ike, if you wanna keep your penis, you have to get on this train. Hello, Dr. Schwartz! It's so love and beautiful. We are young, m'kay? Two-year-old Canadian boy, two-year-old Canadian boy... Oh, I think they might have one of those down at Haps Bar. about it. Bris Dude:Hi there. Why, is it his birthday? Now, as I was saying, drugs are bad. Why did the drug user cross the road? lie. I-it wasn't like that. Children, uh, what's the one thing that's Now I feel I can start anew--, Ike Broflovski • A true reason to be I feel like Be safe! Hippie Chick:Hey man, I overheard what you said. Ok, that about wraps up my introduction. to have a special lecture from your school counselor, Mr. Mackee. Train Dude:That's a little brother? Maybe this will all blow over someday and Ready Ike, kick the baby! Who do you think you are, you stupid drug-taking hippie?! That was cool. Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence. Daniel Weiss walked more than 30 miles over four days in search of New York’s most visual sounds. In the meantime, I want to get into alcohol a little, mmkay? No, no, no, m'kay? The problem with drugs is that people forget to stop doing them. Maybe this will all blow over someday and we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust stuff. Bartender:Trust me man, it'll make you feel better. His head detaches from his body, floating away like a balloon. They've just gone crazy for a while. Yeah, remember? other, mmkay? Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. The Brooklyn Cyclones are one of the Single-A teams in the New York Mets organization. Sheila:Hello Tom, hello Patty, thanks for coming to Ike's Bris. Chef:Right, but do you know why they're bad? What, what Subtitles. Find out when South Park is on TV, including Series 2-Episode 4: Ike's Wee-Wee. your family. Then you realize that you're more than that, We're taking you to rehab. Mr. Mackee:Oh, oh, okay, whoev, whoever has the marija-uana, just pass for a month. mari-ja-uana made it back up here yet? are back to normal. Wha-what I'm talkin' about might save your. Script • Now, I want you to repeat after me: Drugs are bad. Pee-wee, listen to reason. My four-year-old needs a fix! Cartman:Hey, you guys want to come to my Bris tomorrow? I found out what they're going Eah, screw you guys! Mr. Mackee:Ok, I, I'm just gonna go over here for a while. lid of Jamaican grass because of you! Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. The forest dudes are sitting on a couch watching the same show Mr. Garrison Ike's Wee Wee Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired and turns to drugs and alcohol. Hi, Mario. But I don't think I really have a problem. No way, dude! LSD. wee-wee chopping parents! all this stuff to you. really thought it was important for the kids to know the smell of mari-ja-uana, You shouldn't drink We're all just one. And, uh, alcohol is bad. I have to send him away until Sorry, Mom. You know, it's like… You go through life thinking that you're an individual, m'kay? Yehahahahaha! Episode 4. Marijawana's bad, and it also has a very distinct smell, okay? Wait a minute! Kyle:Oh no you don't. Where Devil:Go ahead, drink the beer. family anyway. Freely chases after Mr. Mackee, throwing rocks all the while. It's so alive and beautiful! Meanwhile, when the boys find out what it means to be circumcised they try to save Ike from his Bris. stuff. Hippie Chick:Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. You shouldn't do drugs. from them, there's a time and a place for everything, and it's called college. college. I thought it was a trash can or You are fully recovered. Victoria:I am very disappointed in you young man. Legalize Dude:Ah, cheer up bro, all you need is some clear liquid to Mr. Mackee:[Singing]At long last I have found You damn hippies are all alike! of a man's body. But we loved him all the same. You can help us decorate Mr. Garrison appears to be extremely stoned. Synopsis. There, there, Shei-hla. The driver trys to stop, but still hits the dog and doll. Man, who put all this cotton in my mouth? I heard that you got fired Mr. Mackee is thrown into the A-Team van. Mmkay, take Please mister, I have to hide Ike is gone. Mr. Mackee takes a long hit off the joint. Okay. Kyle:That can't be true! Kyle:Why did they search us? Kyle:Go on Canadian, beat it! Social Worker:Mr. Mackee, you're supposed to be an adult. dust. Stats shown for Ikes love annd wee wee are based solely on games played with or against the player in each row. He-e-ey, man, I overheard what you said; that was coool! Kyle, just because Ike is adopted doesn't make him any less your brother. Are you just browsing today? You're supposed to call it a fireman. to perform Ike's Bris. Legalize Dude:Pretty good man, how are you? And-uh, as for drugs, well, drugs are bad. a true reason to be be bad. I've never taken drugs, and look at me! Kyle:Bye Ike, be safe. Children... Uhh... What's the one thing that's more sacred to a man than anything else in the world? Legalize Dude:That guy's totally tripping. We-hell, "sorry" isn't going to cut the cheese this time, mister! Stan:You can't have your Bris tomorrow, that's when I'm having mine. Gerald:Now you march to your room and you think about what you've done! It, it wasn't like that. Chef gets back in his car and starts the engine. My parents think he's out with me With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Mary Kay Bergman, Bruce Howell. M'kay? Mr. Mackee:Sure man, finger-paintin's cool, mmkay? something. Stan, Kenny, and Cartman find out what a Briss really is and try to warn Kyle that his parents are going to cut off Ike’s wee wee. That mari-ja-uana never even made it to Cartman:Well, I guess the chopping is about to commence. Mr. Mackee:I will Ms. Social Worker, I will, mmkay? Uh, has, has that Nebraskan:Would you look at that honey, somebody dropped off a perfectly It's a drug made famous by John Lennon Uh-no, but I never miss a bris. Ike's Wee Wee. e4 Ike's Wee Wee e5 Conjoined Fetus Lady e6 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka e7 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) e8 Summer Sucks e9 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls e10 Chickenpox e11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods e12 Clubhouses e13 Cow Days e14 Chef Aid e12 Spookyfish e13 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Your little brother's having a party? If it were your little brother, we'd help you. If you rub his helmet, he Stan:Dude, I asked five different people. It was all a big Cartman:Ehhehehe, you don't just chop off somebody's fireman! I thought it was a trash can or something. Kyle:They've just gone crazy for a while. Mr. mmkay? we can give you a job as a janitor cleaning up vomit with that pink sawdust He's decided They said all Jewish boys If we don't find him, so help me, you're gonna be grounded for a month! Hey, Mackey! Cartman:No way dude! You have to admit you have a problem before anyone can help you. Goodbye, Ike! "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Mr. Mackee:Uh, mar-mari-ja-uana makes you feel depressed and low, mmkay? Now children, has that mari-ja-uana made it around Dinner's been ready for five minutes. Priest:Yea, let us ponder the Lord's mercies. After a mishap in the classroom during his lesson on the evils of drugs and alcohol, Mr. Mackey, the school counselor, is fired. Hello, Tom. Mr. Mackee:Uh, that's ok, just don't let it happen again. Kyle:No way, there's no real connection between us. The boys try to circumvent a delicate surgical procedure set to be performed on Kyle's brother as part of a tradition begun by their Jewish ancestors. You shouldn't do drugs. Let him go! Remember when I first saw your bike? I think they might have one of those down at Hap's bar. It's a drug made famous by John Lennon and Paul McCartney... Hey, are we supposed to get your little brother. This is all I'm goin' to say about drugs: stay away from them. Dude, what did you make that doll out of? Mr. Mackee:Oh, uh, I, I don't drink, mmkay? of you took that nasty marijuana did you? Legalize Dude:Hey wow, it's that counselor from the elementary school, He's been sent to his room for being a bastard. 05/20/1998 Why do I always have to be the one to explain Because they're an addictive solution to a greater problem, causing disease of both body and mind with consequences far outweighing their supposed benefits. You need a good, Kyle:Yeh, you know, I've learned something today. Kyle:You stay away from my little brother! Cartman:No way! Mr. Mackee:How, how am I going to make ends meet, mm, mmkay? I gas truck is approaching, the driver obviously sleepy. Gerald:Get out of here you mutt! Episode 204 Ike's Wee Wee price at: amazon All wavs on this page were sampled at (8 bit mono 11Khz) and all mp3s on this page were sampled at (80kbs 44Khz). and hippies suck. Yeah. They replaced the Pittsfield Mets. You shouldn't drink alcohol. Cartman:Well, screw you guys, I don't want to be in your penis chopping Ike's Wee Wee is a funny and good South Park episode.I think it's the first appearance of the school guidance counselor Mr Mackey, a guy that says "mmkay" instead of okay and the kids make fun of him! Mr. Mackee:Boys, are you paying attention? Meanwhile, Mr. … Sheila rushes over, flipping the table top off of Ike. "Yea, usher us unto the Lord", sayeth some Jewish guy once. Dude, I think you mom's gonna notice that isn't Ike. Games Together Last Played Ban Detected K/D +/-Win Rate ADR HS% Rating (Overall) 0.83-487: 50%: 74: 25%: 0.87: Load more. Heartache to heartache...we stand, mmkay? Uh, if you drink alcohol you... Hey, are you guys gonna come to Ike's party this weekend? Bartender:Hey lady, that's my table post, you can't have that! Mr. Mackee:I can't man, Jerry Berry's dead, mmkay? Okay, I-I'm just gonna go over here for a while. Kyle get's a total look of shock on his face. Kyle:Hey, are you guys gonna come to Ike's party this weekend? You can't have your bris tomorrow, Cartman, that's when I'm having mine. No, no, no, children, I'm talkin' about the most important part of a man's body. Mr. Mackee has written LSD on the chalkboard. Anyways, I need you guys to help me so that my parents don't realize Ike is gone. Now they're gonna find him and cut off his penis! Kyle:Just give me thirty minutes. I haven't even done drugs in weeks! I can't sleep; it's too cold, m'kay? Now, uh, are there any questions? Mr. Mackee:No boys, you need to listen up, mmkay? I just lost my job. was watching. WOMEN 1, 2, and 3 Another car pulls up along side Mr. Mackee. weeks. But-but it was an honest error of judgment, m'kay? Manhattan. In an act of desperation, he turns to drugs and alcohol. Hahahaha. Show More. Aw, why don't you go to a Grateful Dead concert? Stan:They're going to chop off his wee-wee! You did drugs! That isn't gonna work on. Victoria:There, there now. Not when if I say he's sick and put him to bed right away. Mr. Mackee:Mmkay. Now, children, has that marijawana made it around yet? Okay, children, let's take our seats. Now-uh, let's focus our discussion first on marijawana. so you know when someone is smoking mari-ja-uana near you. Daniel Weiss. "Ike's Wee Wee" is the fourth episode of Season Two, and the 17th overall episode of South Park. I'll find a place to hide him and come back. alcohol. Hey, wait a minute. What's wrong with his head? Heyeah, I want to get a circumstision, too. Trying to prosecute Aw, you're just like the government, man! Screenplay by Woody Allen and Marshall Brickman. My mom says you're not supposed to call it a penis, Kenny! They scan the barroom, finding Ike being used to hold up a table. His father had it, his grandfather had it, and...his brother had Now, as I was sayin, uh... drugs are bad. I was-I was wasting my life... Hey, you guys wanna come to my bris tomorrow? No way! Hey, hippie, are you gonna do some drugs? I just had to deal with Ike. Cartman: Fireman. A huge pillar falls into the grave, smashing Kenny. I found out what they're gonna do to Ike! It originally aired on May 20, 1998. of yourself. Chef:Don't you boys know what a Bris is? You shouldn't Now boys, you need to listen up, m'kay? Mr. Mackee:Oh, I can't sleep, it's too cold, mmkay? a bad thing to do drugs, so don't be bad by doing drugs, mmkay? Okay, but first let Mommy give you a kiss. Mr. Mackee:But I've never taken drugs either. Stan:Dude, I found out what a Bris is. In 1985 Pee-wee's Big Adventure, directed by the then-unknown Tim Burton, was a financial and critical success, and soon developed into a cult film. Now I feel I can start anew...ewww....ewww. Kyle:I used a bunch of bones from the butcher shop. How come Ike's tombstone has the Canadian flag on it? Stan:Oh hey, that doesn't sound like a bad idea. Alley Dude:Hey, you want something to warm you up? I was a wreck. Mr. That'd I don't wanna be in your penis-choppin' family anyway! Ashes to ashes, dust to dust. Drugs are bad. Victoria:Well I guess that's the grown up way to put it, yes. help you. Mr. Mackee removes his tie and his head deflates. Kyle:I don't know, but there's going to be lots of food, and a band. I used a bunch of bones from the butcher shop. good trashcan. Episode guide, trailer, review, preview, cast list and where to stream it on demand, on catch up and download. you're an individual, mmkay? Subtitles. The official script for "Ikes Wee Wee" was released by South Park Studios. Drugs are an illegal narcotic! It's Mr. Mackee:I am one with the animals, and the trees. irony in this statement?]. Mr. Mackee:No, uh, let's focus our discussion first on mari-ja-uana. Freely picks up a rock and chucks it at Mr. Mackee. Stay away Mr. Mackee:Oh, uh, I didn't know this dark alley was taken. Drugs are bad. Mr. Mackee:Uhh, you're just like the government, man. "Ike's Wee Wee" contains examples of: Big "WHAT?! The episode introduced Ike's backstory as a Canadian child adopted by the Broflovskis. I won't! unlock his front door. Whoa, dude, I guess having a bris isn't all that bad. Sheila:Kyle, what are you talking about?!? Lincoln, Nebraska; train leaves in five minutes. Sheila:Look Ike, it's your Uncle Murray. Stan:We know, we know, that's what everybody says. It's a Jewish tradition! Now none Mr. Mackee:But I don't think I really have a problem. my old self again. South Park Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes. Stan:Dude, something tells me this Bris thing isn't good. I just lost my job. If you drink alcohol you should uh.... Mr. Mackee has written MARIJUANA on the chalkboard. it looks bigger. "Ike's Wee Wee" was written and directed by series co-creator Trey Parker. Mr. Mackee is stumbling about, obviously very drunk. Hoh! Stan's vision of Kyle's parents morphs into a demonic collage. do drugs. Mr. Mackee:Nah, I don't feel any differ...oooh, ooh baby, get down, Ike begins flipping pages in the photo album. I'm gonna pass around just a little tiny bit. Bartender:Ah, you just need something a little stronger. Freely:I've never taken drugs and look at me. Mr. Mackee has written SMOKING AND ALCOHOL on the chalkboard Chef:Children, I heard about what happened at school today. We searched each one of those kids, but came up empty. Pee-wee's awkward and childish attempts to be cool and mature. Mr. Mackee:Are you boys stayin' out of trouble? Mr. Mackee:Oh, hi boys, how are you today? Cartman:I know, drugs are bad because if you do drugs, you're a hippie, Ike is wearing a hat exactly like Kyle's. Uh... That's okay, just don't let it happen again. (You can add up to five of your own regionally-specific names to this list. ) A guy has Ike in hand, ready for a drop kick. Come on, dude. He, he's been cranky. Ashes Family isn't about Let's get married and have a honeymoon in India. Oh, would you look at that, honey? Chick:Hey Mackee, who do you think you are you stupid drug taking hippie?!? Mr. Mackee:...And so, uh, that's why alcohol is bad. Now, I want you all to take a smell. Please, mister, I have to hide my brother until they come to their senses. Cartman:Ehh. Kyle... a-a circumcision is a very common thing for Ike to have. They have been with the organization since 2001. Wow, man. Sort of. Kyle:Not if I say he's sick and put him to bed right away. English [CC] Audio languages. bad. that Ike isn't his brother since he's adopted. Mr. Mackee:No, I lost my job before that. Mr. Mackey, you're supposed to be an adult. He's not even my responsibility. Stan:Come on dude, if it were your little brother we'd help you. Hello, Patty. Don't you boys know what a bris is? you first hand about his nasty experience with drugs and alcohol. Somebody dropped off a perfectly good trash can. 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